juicepouch:

righteouskungfu:

juicepouch:

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside

touché

(Source: heavymetalhero, via legendofkorraholyshit)

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re 

too

thanks dude, you know 

dang man this post just got really

 

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means 

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

(via skipfish)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via pizza)

nippled:

annoying online and irl

(via pizza)

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway, via fuckyeahloldemort)

calibornsbottombitch:

swiggity swag internet lag

(via sorry)

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

(via pizza)